A goose and a goose make two geese.
A moose and a moose make two meese?
A mouse and a mouse make two mice.
A grouse and a grouse make grice? Grease.

One buffalo, two buffali.
Sounds good give it a try.
It may be wrong, it still might fly.
One buffalo, two buffali.

An ox and an ox make oxen.
A fox and a fox make foxen?
A cow and a cow make cattle.
A sow and a sow make sattle? Seattle?

One kangaroo, two kangari
Works for me, give it a try.
It may be wrong, it still might fly.
One kangaroo, two kangari.

A whole bunch of crickets make a racket.
A whole pack of jackals make a jacket.
Bucks make a bucket.
Ducks make a duccat.
A whole bunch of duccats make a quacket?
Why not whack it.

A pooch and a pooch make two peach.
A leach and a leach make two looch?
A roach and a roach make two reach.
A priest and a priest make what preach?

One caribou, two caribi.
I love it, give it a try.
It may be wrong, it still might fly.
One caribou, two caribi.

12 inchworms make a foot-worm.
Its one long skinny shaped worm.
Two foot-worms make a feet-worm.
You wanna lick my tape-worm?

A gnu and a gnu make two gnee.
A shrew and a shrew make two shree?
A pair of canaries, how sweet.
That's called a parakeet.

One cockatoo.
Two cocka-4.
Why don't you move to the floor.
Adding a "S" oh what a snore.
One cockatoo.
Two cocka-4.

One buffalo, two buffali.
One caribou, two carabi.
One kangaroo, two kangari.
One buffalo, two buffali.