The Hammer


Geek: economics, I love economics

Bully: HEY over there! Where do you think you're going?

Geek: I'm gonna go home!

Bully: Thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first?
Geek: School's over I wanna go--

Bully: I got some recollections I want to share with you

Geek: Oh, recollections on what?

Bully: Let me think back on how many of your family members'
CUNTS I've licked today!

Geek: Oh, how offensive!

Bully: Let's see, your SISTER

Geek: Oh!

Bully: your MOTHER

Geek: Not my mother!

Bully: Your GRANDMOTHER

Geek: My grandmother?

Bully: I dug up your GREAT GRANDMOTHER

Geek: Oh, you wouldn't!

Bully: Her cunt tasted like SKELETONS!

Geek: Oh, that's gross!

Bully: HAHAHAHAHA

Geek: HEY! How do you feel about THIS!?

Bully: Oh my God! Aah!

Geek: I bought this gun at lunch!!

Bully Oh my God!

Geek: And now I am pointing it right at your face!!

I'm tired of the way you've been treating me!!

And I'm not gonna take it anymore!!

Bully: Please! Please! IIlooking at your gun,
II'm rethinking all of my bullyismand Iuh
I just think if I were to get a second chance
Geek: You can't get a second chance!! You are way too mean,
And therefore, you deserve to get capped!!
I am pulling back the
Thing that you pull back before you fire the gun!!

Bully: The hammer?

Geek: NOW I AM PULLING THE TRIGGER!!

Bully: OH MY GOD!
YOU PULLED THE TRIGGER ON THE GUN AND THE BULLET'S
FLYING OUT OF THE GUN AT LIGHTNING SPEED! AAH!
OW! IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD!

Geek: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BULLY!? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?

Bully: AAH! OW! I'm dyingdying

Geek: Wait a minute, what have I done? (cries)
I'm sorrywho will I talk to now? What have I done
What have I done?







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