Get in the van, let's begin
Driving over Europe, thirty shows thirty days
Ten hours spent laying in the loft
Blackmailed in Spain by shady cops

The road is long
The floors are hard
The van's a mess
There's nowhere else I'd rather be

Darken the cabin, turn on a movie
We lose our minds, AVP
Arrive at the show somewhere new
Foosball, bubble water, punk rock stew

The road is long
The floors are hard
The van's a mess
There's nowhere else we'd rather be