Smile so sweetly, so completely, dazzle everyone
A smile like yours should be on show, oh gosh it's such good fun
And there's a lot of other things about you that I like,
The only thing that's lacking a 1000cc bike

Don't be stupid, don't be limp,
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one

Your arse is tight,
And moves alright,
Your eyes are big and blue
And if I was a homely girl I'd like to marry you
But I'm naughty, sweet and haughty,
Forward with it too
So come and visit,
Then kiss it, like only lovers do!

Don't be stupid, don't be limp,
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one

I'm not dumb,
I'm on the run for someone sweet and tasty
Young men always turn my head,
And can't help acting hasty
Now it's said, it's straight to bed,
No need to make it harder
I believe in plenty of nice things to stock my larder

Don't be stupid, don't be limp,
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one

Don't be stupid, don't be limp,
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one

I'm a bit weird, you know,
Young men always turn my head
Come and be my number one!

Smile so sweetly, so completely, dazzle everyone
A smile like yours should be on show, oh gosh it's such good fun
And there's a lot of other things about you that I like,
The only thing that's lacking a 1000cc bike

Don't be stupid, don't be limp,
No girl likes to love a wimp
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one