Got a big bad coupe got a gutless wonder
With 400 horses it's got no thunder
I gotta make it go one way or another
Chroming is the way there is no other

Chrome the dipstick chrome the starter
Chrome the fuelpump and go a little harder
Chrome the fan, chrome the fan
Even if it don't go, chrome it

The more I chromed the faster it got
I chromed her all she was reall hot
I drove the whole dang car into the chroming tank
But before I could get out my little coupe sank
Now my movin' groovin' coupe is real crazy, see
With an all chrome driver driving in a chrome machine

Chrome the dipstick chrome the starter
Chrome the fuelpump and chrome the driver
Chrome the fan, chrom the fan
Even if it don't go, chrome it