Fraggle, Fraggle, two by four,
Let's go through the pantry door
Go through thin and go through fat
Let's go look for Boober's hat
But my hat just isn't there
Then let's go find a juicy pear
If that juicy pear is gooey,
Let's go find some chicken chop suey
If that chicken chop suey is tough,
Let's go find some stroganoff
If that stroganoff is phony,
Let's go find some macaroni
Macaroni is too long
Let's go sing a different song