Jeff Moss
Do you, Piggy, take this frog
To be your lawful wedded husband
Do you?
I do
Do you, Froggie take this Pig
To be your lawful wedded wife
Until you die?
Well, I? WellI?
Do you?
(gulp) I do
Then because you share a love so big
I now pronounce you frog and pig
What better way could anything end?
Hand in hand with a friend