We could go dancing if you want to, but I'd rather take you home
We could go dancing if you'd rather be a bore

Oh fancy-unamazing-type in Square Park
You cheeky devil you, it's not even dark
Oh my, you are obscene just for enquiring
And so we found your car, in seconds flat
Take me somewhere far, in your piece of trash
Ha, I'm sorry, but you were quite that offer to no secret

And yes, this city is filled with people and I might just be one too
It's so hip and it's so tragic if you're fortunate enough to be confused

We could go dancing if you want to, but I'd rather take you home
We could go dancing if you'd rather be a bore
Into the floor we'd sink, with another drink
We could go dancing if you want to, but I'd rather take you home
We could go dancing if you'd rather be a bore
Oh how the seasons change, and your mind will do the same

And I too was on my knees at the foot of my bed
Repented all my sins to scientists that came in a dream,
And said "My boy you're just protoplasm"
And yes, for those that love I would rip the seams
But not for something that I have never seen
And all your jeans, how I would love to rip out those seams

And yes, this city is filled with people and I might just be one too
It's so hip and it's so tragic if you're fortunate enough to be confused

We could go dancing if you want to, but I'd rather take you home
We could go dancing if you'd rather be a bore
Into the floor we'd sink, with another drink
We could go dancing if you want to, but I'd rather take you home
We could go dancing if you'd rather be a bore
Oh how the seasons change, and your mind will do the same

We could go dancing if you want to
We could go dancing if you want to
We could go dancing if you want to
We could go dancing if you want to,
But you know that I would rather take you home