I got everything that i'll ever need Enough to get me through
I got a couple of bucks and a little good luck, and then i saw you
You see i went shopping the other day
I saw this girl and she looked my way
She had the prettiest smile and the nicest eyes
So i thought i'd go over and give it a try

She said, "i'm sorry sir, you can't fulfill my needs"
She said, "no way, you're not up to my speed"
Then she sold me something i didn't need
I got the perfect rejection
The perfect rejection

It wasn't that bad, it's been worse before
So i guess i can keep shopping at her store
I know it's not me, that girls just gay
"Thank you very much i hope you have a nice day"

She said, "i'm sorry sir, you can't fulfill my needs"
She said, "no way, you're not up to my speed"
Then she sold me something i didn't need
I got the perfect rejection
She don't bother with lies, cause she don't like guys
Rejection
And i don't know why, no i don't know why

She said, "i'm sorry sir, you can't fulfill my needs"
She said, "no way, you're not up to my speed"
Then she sold me something i didn't need
I got the perfect rejection
She don't bother with lies, cause she don't like guys
Rejection
And i don't know why, no i don't know why
I don't know why
I don't know why