Hey have you heard the news
(The fight is on)
Who do you think will win
(She's pretty strong)
Maybe he's got a chance
(He's pound for pound)
Maybe he's got a chance
(He's going down)

Ok, no way this can be happening
There's gotta be a better way
This is such a lousy holiday
Ok, you win, it's automatic
Someone tell me this is not the way
This is such a lousy holiday

You hit me once, You hit me twice
An uppercut, and the war is over
Somehow you always win
I tell you once, I told you twice
Below the belt
Your tender violence hurts but I still love you

Hey have you heard the news
(The boy went down)
Going the distance lost
(The bonus round)
They did say he won't come back
(Oh, he'll fight again