It's so nice to have a man around the house
Oh, it's so nice to have a man around the house
Not some boring, tired old geezer
He will win my love if he's a sort of
Antony or Caesar, now that's nice

Oh, a barge is just a barge without a knave
Be he emperor or beggar, king or slave
I don't fancy growing older
With just a snake around my shoulder
Want a man who's brave and bold
Don't need no mouse

Someone tall and dark and tan
Who'll fit in to Cleo's plan
It's so nice to have a man around the house
Hmm, that's nice