Oh!
Tell the captain and his crew, we'll never make it to shore

A storm has cast us adrift, we won't all be going home
This ship will sink!
This ship will sink!

A case of treachery, last minute mutiny,
Re-assure the women and children not all sailors die at sea
YEAH!

We won't all be going home, tonight!
This ship will sink!
Now we are fucked!

A case of, TREACHERY! Last minute, MUTINY!
Re-assure the women and children, not all sailors die at sea
Not all sailors die at sea

The captain always goes down with his ship
The captain always goes down with his ship!
Re-assure the women and children, not all sailors die at
SEA!

THE CAPTAIN ALWAYS GOES DOWN WITH HIS *breath* SHIP!

CALL THE COASTGUARD!
LAUNCH THE LIFEBOATS!
THIS SHIP WILL SINK!