Tuesday treat day (Yay! )
Such a lovely time (Yeah! )
Had yourself a cupcake (Mmmm! )
Got sprinkles on your side ("I do like to have sprinkles on the side")
Sprinkles on your side (hahaha)
Brownie on your cheek ("Look at that guy, he's got brownie on his cheek")
The frosting on your nose ("We know what you've been eating")
Has been there for a week ("Gonna finish that?")

Have another piece of pie,
Oh these crullers are to die (oh, yeah)
Have another cup of punch
Don't look now, it's time for lunch ("Lunch!" "Starving!")
Yeah!

- "Let's wash your face now, shall we?"
- "You look ridiculous, you're not gonna get promoted like that
That's for darn sure Ha ha!"
- "I wish everyday was Tuesday treat day I love it!"
- "If I were boss, everyday would be treat day"
- "Every day's Tuesday"
- "Why can't we have treat week?"
- "Treat week!" [x5]

Have another piece of pie ("Why not?")
Oh these crullers are to die (Woohoo! )
Have another cup of punch
Don't look now, it's time for lunch ("Chicken Strips!")
Yeah!

Tuesday treat day (Tuesday treat day! )
Tra-la-la-la-la (Tra-la-la-la-la)
Tuesday treat day (Tuesday treat day! )
Tra-la-la-la-la (Tra-la-la-la-la)
Tuesday treat day ("You already said that")
Oh, for goodness sake ("Don't mind if I do")
Don't look now [gasp] but you're sitting on the cake [gasp, laughs]
Tuesday treat day is such a lovely time

- "Paul Peterson: you can get out of the cake now"