It's Priceless when you said you had to work late
When we both know you're at a motel
Here's the thing that's so much more depressing
Than the infidelities itself

Darling, you are so unoriginal
Each move, more obvious
Than the one before it

You know I've always said that I would kill you
If I ever caught you stepping out
But now I see I did not know the half of
What hatred and regret were all about

Darling, you are so unoriginal
Each move more obvious
Than the one before it

I guess I could be bigger but I'd rather make you pay

Darling you are so unoriginal
You'll see that I can be so unoriginal
Just like you