We turn up outside at the gig, there's people there the crowds are big, they stop you to ask and see, if you can get them in free
Fivers in pockets they still try, " Come on we're broke " they all lie, give you hassle make you late, " Get me in free go on mate "

Get me on the guest list, lend me ten pee
Get me on the guest list, go on just me, get me on the guest list, get me in free

Trapper fans trying their best, to make out they are our guests, they seem to think it is easy, for you to get them in free