(This song is a combination of spoken segments with vocal sound effects and singing This will be the basic lyric only as the performance is far more than can be easily written down)

Chorus:
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
Take me for a ride, Take me for a ride,
Take me for a ride in your Car-Car

(spoken and sound effects segment)

Take me for a ride in your Mac Truck
Take me for a ride in your truck, mack
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
Take me for a ride in your Mac Truck, Mack

(spoken and sound effects segment)

(Chorus)

(Spoken segment, with sound effects, then Mary sings)

Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
Take me for a ride in your 32 liter Ferrari
with torsion bar suspension
and those ported venturi carburetors!

(another spoken and sound effects segment to the end of the song)