He knows all about the movements of the planets
But he don't know how to move me
He knows about the sonic spectrum, dammit
But he don't know if it's groovy

He knows about ABC 1,2,3 XYZ
He don't know about XTC
ABC 1,2,D Evil Eye
Ain't it any of his cate'gries

He's kinda tame and kinda shy
He's always asking me why
He's always got his head in a book
He doesn't care how I look

He cares about ABC 1,2,3 XYZ
He don't care about XTC
ABC 1,2, D Evil Eye
Ain't it any of his cate'gries

He's the kinda guy who knows just what he knows
He's the kinda guy who oh oh oh

ABC 1,2,3 XYZ
He don't know about XTC
ABC 1, 2, D Evil Eye
Ain't it any of his cate'gries (2x)