Uno, Doce, Thriece!

Mr Hamster and Hot Potato Man Turns the city on its ear
Mr Hamster takes Hot Potato Man by the arm, Bombay Sapphire in his
hand

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Saw Mr Potato Man the other day down at the wasteland
He's a happy boy, full of vim and vigor, since the day he left his wife
Him and the Hamster, at the nudie shows,
they like the finer things in life

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