If I wanted to be like you
I'd go out and make an ass of myself
If I wanted to talk like you
I'd go out and put a foot in my mouth
Realizing what to do right now
So I can be cool like you
Seem to have it all right here for you
I know, I'll never be like you
That's how it stays now
Thinking all the girls love you
You pick the ones that don't love themselves
Saying anything that you feel safe
I wanna be there when it blows in your face