We're here to welcome you in
All you wide cowboys and Indians
You see the bad and the worse
You see the ones who win put themselves first
C'mon let's go

These are the rules
This is the game
These are the fools
We all look the same
This is the life you had
Piss it away
These are the rules and this is the game

You got a clever new name
But your lines all fucking sound the same
And so you trash'em a bit
Cause it always makes the camera click
C'mon let's go

These are the rules
This is the game
These are the fools
We all look the same
This is the life you had
Piss it away
These are the rules and this is the game

Go ahead and play your big guitar
We are faster, taller, prettier