[Originally by NOFX]
Talkin' 'bout the Moron Bros, tattoed fingers tattoed toes
They're idiots, they're losers, they're scum
Yeah they'll take advantage of everyone
You're a dog, they're your fleas
Yeah they'll do anything just to spread disease
Drink your beer, take your drugs
They will leave you with microscopic bugs
Their company you surely won't miss,
when your ashtrays are filled with piss
Talkin' 'bout the Moron Bros, tattoed fingers tattoed toes
They'll whine, they'll bitch,
they'll fuck you if your rich
They'll leach they'll latch,
they're like an itch you can't scratch
They are the Moron Brothers,
don't get along with others
They are teh Moron Brothers,
don't get along with others
Yeah, they may not go down in history
But they'll go down on your sister