Tainted food ain't it great
There it sits upon the plate
Insect fragments everywhere
And a piece of someone's hair

This is what they call a stew
You have to fight the urge to spew
On a scale of one to ten
Lets just say it's minus friend

Just a side of rotten meat
And inside a special treat
Irradiate to kill the germs
Then afterwards they add the worms

Tainted meal oh so grand
On the label there's no brand
Grab a fork and scoop it up
Spoiled milk inside the cup
And it hits you oh so quick
Suddenly you're getting sick

Empty cupboard our last meal
After this we'll never heal
Grab a fork and dig right in
It's the worst it's ever been

Expiration date last year
Botulism drawing near
Plus it smells like chlorine bleach
Product safety out of reach

Tainted meal oh so grand
On the label there's no brand
Grab a fork and scoop it up
Spoiled milk inside the cup
And it hits you oh so quick
Suddenly you're getting sick