you make me feel like my first hangover
you're touchin' me like the very worst time
an' i feel nothin' for tomorrows pain
and i've learned my lessonagain

i do the unoccasional dumb thing
i try to keep them many
and not so far between
and all the whisky makes me crazy
when i've got nothin' better:to do

it's my confession
hey, it's my profession
well i profess, to all the rest
that i drink the way ido