ShamWow Song


Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow
You'll be saying wow
Every time you use this towel
It's like a chamois! It's like a towel!
It's like a sponge

A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry
This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV!

ShamWow holds twenty times it's weight in liquid Look at this!
It just does the work!

Why do you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess
Wring it out, you wash it in the washing machine

Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff

You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one

Use one as a towel
Olympic divers, they use it as a towel
Look at that! Completely dry!

Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters Here's some cola, wine, coffee cola pet stains Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew That is going to smell! [ See that? ]

The most absorbing We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Put it on the spill, turn it over! Without even putting pressure, fifty percent of the cola right there

You followin me, camera guy?

The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up No other towel's gonna do that!
It acts like a vacuum!
And look at this - virtually dry on the bottom!
See what I'm telling ya?

ShamWow! You'll be saying wow every time!







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