Look at me,
I'm Sandra D,
Lousy with virginity,
I won't go to bed
'til I'm legally wed,
I can't,
I'm Sandra D
I don't drink, Uh
Sweat, Uh,
Bunch up my hair,
I get ill from one cigarette,
[Cough, Cough, Cough]
Get your filthy paws
off my silky drawers,
You gonna pull that crap
with a net?