Put my hand on the Bible
Do me for liable
It's suing season,
And I am broke

Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote

Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me,
I wouldn't know

Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan,
A real bloke

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how its wrote

And when my ship comes in, she'll be on it,
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it
And I want it now

Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote

Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
You get the dagger out of the cloak
I can't change how it's wrote