I'm in a family of four, my mom's with the lord
Dad met a woman that's great, now we're a family of eight
Add in the maid now it's nine, we're all doing fine
Ain't a problem that my parents can't patch up in no time
I'll be a teenager soon, I'll get my own room
Sit back and watch as misadventures ensue

Thumbs up to Ponch, wave to the Dukes
Who loves you baby? Weezie, Jim, and Tattoo
Cuz in my mind, space is the 70's, cuz I watch too much TV

These agents all work for me, an ass kicking three
There ain't a mystery or a villain that these girls can't defeat
We always meet at my place, they can't see my face
They have a deadly combination of destruction and grace

Thumbs up to Ponch, wave to the Dukes
Who loves you baby? Weezie, Jim, and Tattoo
Cuz in my mind, space is the 70's, cuz I watch too much TV

Jump in with General Lee, solve a crime, Coloumbo and me
Jimmy says "it's dynomite"
Quincy helps me get things right
Make life exciting and new
Look to see what SWAT would do
Beam me up
Boss it's the plane
Tomorrow it all happens again

Thumbs up to Ponch, wave to the Dukes
Who loves you baby? Weezie, Jim, and Tattoo
Cuz in my mind, space is the 70's, cuz I watch too much TV
Cuz in my mind, space is the 70's, cuz I watch too much TV