When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know
Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go
Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain
Cause I gotta wipe my butt again with a shower curtain

It's those little things those itty bitty things
It's those little things like that that piss me off

When I pick on a woman and I take her home to bed
She takes her clothes off and she starts to
I ask her name was she told me in was Venus
Well I reach down between her legs

It's those little things those itty bitty things
That woman had a big thing it ain't no little thing it pissed me off