More of a Man
Rodney Carrington

She likes to go hunting with her buddies
She once killed a dear with just a stick
She likes those smoky bars and rot gut whiskey
And pull my finger's still her favorite trick

She likes Hormel chili on her ice cream yeah
With a jalapeño pepper on the side
She once fried bacon with her shirt off
Chopped up an onion and didn't even cry

CHORUS
Hey she's more of a man then I'll ever be
Shes done things that most men can't believe
She chews tobacco swallows the juice
Her real names Shela but they call her Moose
She's more of a man then I'll ever be
It's plain to see
She put the he in she
She's more of a man then I'll ever be

She likes her old job down at the factory
Even though she lost an arm in '83
She spent a little time in Folsom prison
And Johnny Cash is tattooed on her knee

She's never rode a bull that's ever thrown her
Hell she rode one all the way through Tennesee
She's never met a man who's ever owned her
Although I think she's got the hots for me

She's more of a man then I'll ever be
She's done things most men won't believe
She eats beef jerkey by the ton
And stares directly at the sun
Shes more of a man then I'll ever be
It's plain to see
She put the he in she
She's more of a man then I'll ever be