I'll eat my words,
I swear I will,
If I am wrong,
I'll pay the bill
No cards for me,
I'll look what's dealt,
There's one here up my sleeve

Well, if I'm wrong,
I'll never win,
But I've been round,
One time for sin

Will I miss you?
I bet I will,
I might even lose some sleep

I'll eat my words,
I swear I will,
If I am wrong,
I'll pay the bill

No cards for me,
I'll look what's dealt,
One here up my sleeve

I'll eat my words,
If I am wrong,
You can count,
When I sing my song

You don't hate me,
You hate my tongue,
You won't even read my will,
Won't even read my will,
Won't even read my will

Eat my words,
Eat my words,
Eat my words,
Eat my words