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Spam
It's pink and it's oval
Spam
I buy it at the mobil
Spam
It's made in Chernobyl
Spam

When I was a child
My family was so poor
We didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So but we had a plan
In a big blue can
A government substitute for meat
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To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
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S-P-A-M don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M again and again
So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There's one meat by-produce that's the best by far
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