Alarm clock, going off
Slam it, damn it
Some one please turn it off

Get out of bed and get dressed
Rewind, out of time, never mind my aching head
Running fast, late for class
Hurrying, worrying, what a big pain in the ass

I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School
But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait
I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School
But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait

Guys and dolls in the halls
Gossiping, wandering, trying to get through it all
It's too soon for homeroom
Half awake, I can think of a million things I'd rather do

Oh great, it's lunch break
Time to eat, mystery meat, what the hell is on my plate?

I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School
But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait
I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School
But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait

There's another test on my desk
But let's not forget I'm the teacher's pet (pshyeah)

I'm tardy, I'm sorry, but last night was outta sight
Everybody partied
OMG, I have PE
I hate it, can't take it, I'd rather be in Chemistry

Time to cram for exams
Lots of books, dirty looks, I don't really give a damn

I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School
But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait
I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School
But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait
I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School
But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait
I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School
But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait

Too Cool For School
Too Cool For School