Bert: "18 19 20 Boy, those exercises are great, Ernie, I'm gonna turn the light off now though"
Ernie: "OK, Bert"
Bert: (yawns) "OK, Ernie G'night now sleep tight"
Ernie: "G'night Bert sweet dreams"
Bert: "OKg'night"
(Sound of water dripping)
Bert: "Hey uhHey ErnErnie?"
Ernie: "What?"
Bert: "You uh, hear that? Sounds like water dripping, you know?"
Ernie: "Is that right? Yeah, it does sound like water dripping I must've left the faucet on a little bit when I washed my hands that's all, Bert g'night"
Bert: "Hey Ernie, I can't sleep with the sound of water dripping"
Ernie: "You can't?"
Bert: "No"
Ernie: "Gee"
Bert: "Well, would you do me a favor and do something about the sound of that water dripping?"
Ernie: "Sure, Bert Anything for you I don't mind at all Ol' Ernie will take care of it alright" (Ernie gets out of bed)
Bert: "Good"
(Radio blasts which causes Bert to jerk out of bed)
Bert: "Ernie! Ernie what is that?"
Ernie: "That's the radio, Bert"
Bert: "Ernie, the radio?!"
Ernie: "Yeah, well you said you couldn't sleep with the sound of that water dripping, well, this way you can't hear that old faucet hardly at all, can you, Bert? Keeheehee"
Bert: "No, I can't hear the water dripping anymore but I can hear the radio and you know what, Ernie? I can't sleep with the sound of that radio either it's so loud! Ernie! Awwcome on!"
Ernie: "Well don't worry about it, Bert, I mean 'ol Ernie will take care of that too I'll do that for you, Bert"
Bert: "Alright!" -