Orange Grouch: Gliding through a smelly swamp
Where mosquitoes come to romp

Oscar: The fun of being first to see
The fungus on a rotten tree

Grey-Green Grouch: Steamy Jungles

Orange Grouch: Icy Peaks!

Girl Grouch: Not a decent meal in weeks!

All: We go where we have never gone before
To explore, explore, explore!

Girl Grouch: Soggy nights in leaky tents

Orange Grouch: Attending cultural events

Oscar: Riding camels through the heat

Grey-Green Grouch: Feeling cranky, feeling beat

Girl Grouch: Broiling in the midday sun

All: Is sweaty, sticky, grouchy fun!
We go where we have never gone before
To explore, explore, explore!

Oscar: Travelling the world we see
Grouches who live differently

Orange Grouch: But everywhere they get their kicks

Girl Grouch: From all the same revolting tricks!

Grey-Green Grouch: In Spain or France or Birmingham
They all have ways to holler -

All: Scram!
We go where we have never gone before
We explore, explore, explore!