Meghan says I've got a brand new toy
something to watch
and something you'll enjoy
a woman you've never seen
and a man that you know
grainy video tapes
of an old time rock and roller

And when he dies they'll talk about him
saying he was a very bad man
and if you stop to think about it
what would you sayhe's a very bad man

I've always known that folks did stuff like this
but watching Johnny not be so good
kind of made me sick
after meeting a hundred punkers
who thought it was a gas
I'm starting to think he's funny
and his kinks they make me laugh