Skankin' Pickle: You Shouldn't Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt!! Song Lyrics

You Shouldn't Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt!!


You shouldn't judge a man by the hair on his butt
Maybe it's like needles
Or possibly like bark
Does it need to be mowed
Like the lawn at the park?
Maybe it's too soft
Or possibly too coarse
You stuck your hands down his pants
You though he was a horse
Maybe it's light blonde
But probably it's black
It streached from his belt
And covers up his back
I saw he had it braided
It made his pants real snug
It covers up his butt cheeks like a rug
Maybe it's like a forest
All covered up with trees
Maybe when he farts
His butt hairs blow in the breeze
Maybe you were frightened because it was so scary
Or maybe you found out it was filled with dingle berries







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