If we were a rock 'n' roll band,
We'd travel all over the land
We'd play and we'd sing and wear spangly things
If we were a rock 'n' roll band

If we were a rock 'n' roll band,
And we were up there on the stand,
The people would here us and love us and cheer us
Hurray for that rock 'n' roll band

If we were a rock 'n' roll band,
Then we'd have a million fans
We'd giggle and laugh and sign autographs,
If we were a rock 'n' roll band

If we were a rock 'n' roll band
The people would all kiss our hands
We'd be millionaires and have extra long hair,
If we were a rock 'n' roll band

But we ain't no rock 'n' roll band,
We're just five kids in the sand
With homemade guitars and pails and jars
And drums of potato chip cans

Just five kids in the sand
Talk'n and waven' our hands
And dreamin' and thinkin' oh wouldn't it be grand,
If we were a rock 'n' roll band