Got this bug-eyed girl, cold hand on my knee
Frozen teeth, chitter-chatter
Dressed up like a Cemetary, Like a Cemetary
Snow Bound all winter, blue lips on my cheek
Little tongues prowling round
And talking 'bout them hometown hicks
them hometown hicks

Wake up Wendy! Smell the coffee
Help me into your cuddlesome kitchen
Gimme a cup, of that ol' black magic
I wanna get me some of that ol' home cooking
Can you feel it? Still is it freezing?
Wake up Wendy! Moods are changing
I've got a reason, you've got a feeling
Wake up Wendy, Love's in Season

Feels like a Steam Clean, when she washes me
Valves a-busting, pumps a-hissing
Just Peel me off the Ceiling, off the Ceiling
Chill out, bug-eyed girl, zap me into cinders
Up the thermal Mumbo-Jumbo
Melt me with your little love-fingers
your little love-fingers

Wake up Wendy! Smell the coffee
Help me into your cuddlesome kitchen
Gimme a cup, of that ol' black magic
I wanna get me some of that ol' home cooking
Can you feel it? Still is it freezing?
Wake up Wendy! Moods are changing
I've got a reason, you've got a feeling
Wake up Wendy, Love's in Season