I want a girl
who thinks I'm smart
about stars and cars and birds and worms and hearts
I want a girl;
Someone who won't think I'm dum
'cause I am!
and that's dumb!
You can say that again!
And that's dumb!
Don't say that again
Whatever you say
Alright, I'm singing now
I want a girl,
who thinks I'm cute,
even when I wear my birthday suit!
Nasty!
I want a girl
Ah, someone who likes long walks in the rainyeah
and burglery
and larceny
and bribery
Zorak!
What?
Next verse
Oh we don't care
about shape or size,
true, we don't,
about the number of heads or tails or horns or eyes
We like girls!
Yes, it's true, we really do
We like girls!
We like girls!
We like girls!