Hey, Mr Martin, who can I trust?
I've been told a lie
For every season and every time
I think I got the punch line

'Cause nobody likes a loss
And nobody can stay on top
'Cause nobody is always in
The fattest were one time slim

Hey, Mr Martin, I need a new jo
One that pays for my time
Because I'm better than everyone else
I think this is the punch line

'Cause nobody likes a loss
And nobody can stay on top
'Cause nobody is always in
The fattest were one time slim

'Cause nobody likes a loss
And nobody can stay on top
'Cause nobody is always in
The fattest were one time slim