I don't like snails or toads or frogs
Or strange things living under logs
But, mmm, I love onions

I don't like dancing with Crazy Ted
He's always jumping on my head
But, mmm, I love onions

(CHORUS)

Onions, onions, la la la
Onions, onions, ha ha ha
Root toot do do, doot do do
Onions, onions, la la la
Onions, onions, ha ha ha
Root toot do do, doot do do

I don't like rain or snow or hail
Or Moby Dick, the great white whale
But, mmm, I love onions

I don't like shoes
That pinch your toes
Or people who squirt you
With a garden hose
But, mmm, I love onions

(CHORUS)

An onion is a tuberous vegetable
And is a member of the genus
Stinkus Delicioso

It was highly prized by
The ancient Egyptian pharaohs
And their friends and cousins

It causes watering of the eyes
And rubifaction of the skin
But it is very, very tasty

(CHORUS)

How vewy, vewy good