Now I'm not much to look at
And I don't pretend to be
But remember what I told you
For someday you're going to see

You missed a good man
When you picked all over me
You missed a good man
When you picked all over me

I'm low and squatty
And built for speed
And I got everything
A real good papa needs
You missed a good man
When you picked all over me

Yes, you missed a good man
When you picked all over me
You missed a good man
When you picked all over me

I'm built like a tadpole
Shaped just like a frog
When I start to lovin' you
You will holler hot dog
You missed a good man
When you picked all over me

You missed a good man
When you picked all over me
You missed a good man
When you picked all over me

I may be old, a young and [Incomprehensible]
But I can climb your hill
Without shifting my gear
You missed a good man
When you picked all over me