Cosmic Shame


So, um
If I was just gonna say one thing to y'all tonight
I'd say, set the artist free
I'm talking about this artist in here, set it free
I'm saying, quit your day job
Now, I know a lot of you people here, you're saying,
"I can't quit my day job I've got kids to feed, Jack"
Quit your day job
Focus on your craft, one time, before it's all over,
you've died, you've squandered it
You fuckin' robots!
Now after a couple years of you focusing earnestly on your craft,
KG and I will swoop in, we will check out your progress,
and we will encourage you to continue!
Or we will say stop
And then seriously, you must stop,
Or penalties will be created and enforced
Cause listen
This is the problem
Sometimes you follow your heart,
sometimes your heart cuts a fart
That's the cosmic shame
That's the cosmic shame
And I know what you are saying now,
what makes you guys so fucking good?
I don't fuckin' know,
and I don't like it!
I stay up going FUCK!
Why can't everybody fuckin' have it?
Cause this is the thing
Some people learn it on the streets
Some people learn it in the schools
Me and KG, we were fucking born with it, homes
Check it out

That shit came off the top of my fuckin' head y'all!
Oh God!
Why?
It's a cosmic shame!







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