Double Team


[spoken]
Damn, a hard day's rockin' Better slip off ma shoes
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
[sung]
That's the first thin' I say to you
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze
And squeeze!

Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove
A funky groove to fuck to
A funky groove to fuck to

Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools
And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes

We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme

Let's roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
Splooge!

[spoken]

That was the one

[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!







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