So I'm walkin down the street
I see a pretty girl that I'd like to meet
I bump up I say hi
Ask her if she needed a ride
So we head back to my place
On the south corner of the estate
We head back to my room
That's when I found out she was a dude

Woah this is awkward
Woah this is awkward

So I'm sittin at home
I get a buzz from my phone
I getta text from my ex
Saying we need to reconnect
I wonder how could this be
She must be deceiving me
But I text back it's time to mend
Turns out she's texting my best friend

Woah this is awkward
Woah this is awkward
Woah this is awkward
Woah this is awkward

But every time I try
She turns out to be a guy
Every time I don't know
She's always hanging with one of my bros
Why god why me
Fuck that I don't need your sympathy
Every text in and out I wonder if he's making her shout