No need to be down-hearted,
There must be 10 ways to leave your man
Don't be broken-hearted,
There are many ways to leave your man,
Leave your man x3
You gotta be cheerful-hearted,
There's at least 15 ways to leave your man
Get a flat and a magazine,
Get your body ahead and out of that scene
Don't be disconcerted,
There must be 15 ways to leave your man
Soon you will discover you are no longer undercover

Break! Now! Fly direct! Post Office box!
You'll get a dallying notion,
But you will soon recover
No longer undercover,
Branch out into complete disorder
You gotta be cheerful-hearted,
There's at least 15 ways to leave your man
Get a flat and a magazine,
Get your body ahead and out of that scene
But don't be disconcerted,
There are 8 ways to keep your man
Don't be down-hearted,
There are 15 ways to leave your man
Don't be too disconcerted,
Use all 15 ways to leave your man,
Leave your man
16 ways to leave your man,
Leave your man,
Leave your man