Way down in a country town one day
A little ole' country band began to play
They had two guitars and a beat-up saxophone;
When the leader said go them cats began to blow

Ooh wee oh oh,
Ooh la la, let's rock and roll

Now all the poeple gathered 'round
Just to dig that rockin' rollin' sound
Suddenly the drummer rang a bell
And all them country cats began to yell

Chorus

Ole' MacDonald did a crazy bop
Said it's time to milk my cow, I got to stop,
But just before I cool it and cut out
Here's something all you cats can think about

Chorus

Snaggle-toothed Malinda was a drag,
She latched onto a dude who showed up stag
He tried to run and then he tripped and fell;
She kissed him and we all could hear him yell

Chorus

Well, a hound dog ran a polecat into town,
Brought him to the dance and laid him down
Someone hollered skunk and you can bet
All them country cats is runnin' yet