Even though your life might be headed for the crapper
and all your dreams of what you thought this life would be have shattered
your friends can't help, your money's gone, your plants have died, you're all alone
try to keep your head!

Lift up your chin, laugh & grin & use your sense of humor
tell a joke toke a smoke have a drink wash off your stink
go to AA, hug a tree, goddammit do anything - sing! Falalalalalalalala laaaa!