I'm really not a jerk
I know how to dance
I'm never gonna work
I wear designer pants
Oh, my head is empty,
And my brain, it hurts
I wanna be a real cool guy
Wear alligator shirts

I don't care what you say
I just wanna be this way
I don't care just what you said
I just wanna be a bonehead

Now I got a jo
My foreman's name is Bo
He's really quite a guy
He blows me all the time
My girlfriend says she loves me
Her mother says so, too
I'm lifting weights most every day
Won't take no shit from you

I don't care what you say
I just wanna be this way
I don't care just what you said
I just wanna be a bonehead