I wasn't looking for trouble,
But it came looking for me
I may not have any muscles,
But I can move like Bruce Lee

So when a bunch of these pussies started
Beating up on my friends,
I left the stage, intending to land on them

See ya later, fuckface
See ya later, fuckface
See you in the funny pages - fuck you!
See ya later, fuckface
We hate you

My dive was graceful and swanlike
It was a sight to behold
I fell on top of a table,
And broke a couple of bones

One of the mongoloid's girlfriends kicked me
Right in the family jewels
I socked her one in the eye, and said,
"Fuck you!"